No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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