one might say we're banned from that church
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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