She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I could fuck to npr.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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