I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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