What should our trivia night team be named?
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Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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