The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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