He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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