Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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