This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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