Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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