so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
ttyl tear gas
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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