What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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