I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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