So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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