bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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