Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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