so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My vagina just recognized that song.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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