the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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