i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you would pick up someone in the library
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I love having hate sex.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
