I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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