I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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