PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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