honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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