What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
