Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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