No, you can still breathe under the balls.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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