p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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