i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Randomize
