Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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