I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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