is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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