the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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