Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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