Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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