Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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