Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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