12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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