Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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