Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
i now understand why vodka
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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