not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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