My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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