We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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