so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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