I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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