Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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