Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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