Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
