we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
