How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
