i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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